Fuck Yeah Boondocks
iammarsz:

Nothing.

iammarsz:

Nothing.

Dick Riding Obama

"god damn that was the best cheerios I had in my life. that wasn’t no regular cheerios was it? no no no no that had to be honeynut"

If Ed wants me to jump I’ll say how high, then throw yo ass in the air
Granddad Freeman
avejessa:

shotgunnoblitz:

YOU EAT A DICK NICCA.
YOU EAT A DICK.

avejessa:

shotgunnoblitz:

YOU EAT A DICK NICCA.

YOU EAT A DICK.

Exorcism
Huey Freeman: This isn't an exorcism - it's a beating.
Uncle Ruckus: Sometimes there is very little difference.
Ah-hah! Get off me! You’ve got a date Robert? Did you tell her you have two sets of genitals! A vagina and a coochie! Oh, that’s a conjunction! A vagina and a coochie!
Tom/Stinkmeaner
Congratulations for reading.
Thugnificent: Hey man, is this your brother?
Huey: Hello...goodbye
Thugnificent: Yo nigga, your brother told us how you be all into reading and shit. Hey that’s some real good shit my nigga, for real. Congratulations nigga.
Huey: Did you just congratulate me for reading?
Flonominal: Word, oh yeah, man, you know? Good shit, homie, word, yaknamean? Ya know that reading shit, yaknamean, it's hard, son! Word, yaknamean? Word, yaknamean, especially when them books be, yakneamn? You know, real thick and heavy like, yaknamean? Word, yaknamean?
Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are you ready to see that vision?
Huey Freeman (via tommyoliver)
"He was so gangsta that I used to have dreams that Ice Cube came to my house and killed my whole family"